pizzaforpresident: it’s cara-mel not car-mel and if you disagree you can go to caramhell
(via enchanted-fairy-tales)
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
(via enchanted-fairy-tales)
Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
(via thatt-summer-feeling)
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
(Source: hiptoyourjive, via formerlinwestand)
